Bubble Baths & Banishings: Soft Magic for Tender Witches

This post is a love letter to soft witches—magical bath rituals, gentle glamours, and banishing bullshit with bubble baths and sass.

LIFESTYLEPRACTICAL ADVICEHUMORWITCHY

Delilah Dash

4/13/20251 min read

a woman is holding a cup of coffee
a woman is holding a cup of coffee

Because sometimes self-care is the most powerful spell of all.

Not every spell requires graveyard dirt and righteous fury.
Sometimes? It’s a bath. A cup of tea. A moment of stillness before the next storm.

This post is for the tender witches, the burned-out babes, and the soft souls with sharp claws.
Let’s talk about glamour, softness, and banishing bad vibes with rose petals and a face mask.

Why Soft Magic Still Slaps

Being gentle with yourself doesn’t mean you’ve gone passive.
It means you’re smart enough to know that rest is resistance, and beauty is power when wielded with intention.

You can soak your rage in eucalyptus.
You can anoint your body like armor.
You can paint your nails with protection.

Soft doesn’t mean weak. It means strategic.

Spellcraft for the Soft Bitch™:

Banishing Bath for Bullshit Detox

  • Epsom salt

  • Lavender or rose petals

  • A few drops of rosemary or eucalyptus oil

  • Optional: a black candle burning nearby

Soak and chant:

“I release what clings. I rise clean and claimed.”

Mirror Glamour Ritual

  • After your bath or shower, stand in front of a mirror.

  • Moisturize your body like you’re adorning a goddess.

  • Say: “Every inch of me radiates intention. I am untouchable.”

Balm for the Battered Witch

  • Brew a tea with calming herbs (lavender, chamomile, lemon balm).

  • Add honey. Stir clockwise while whispering:

“I am safe. I am soft. I am held.”

  • Sip like the divine creature you are.

Bonus: Scream Cry Into the Moonlight If Needed™

  • Doesn’t matter what phase the moon’s in.

  • You have permission to cry in the bath, in the dark, while banishing all your ex’s nonsense.

  • The moon understands. She’s been full and empty, too.

Final Thoughts

Not every spell has to be hard.
Sometimes the spell is simply showing up for yourself.
Washing your hair.
Saying “no.”
Lighting a candle just because it smells like the version of you that’s thriving.

Softness is sacred.
And your comfort is a ritual.

🖤✨ Now get in the tub and banish some shit, babe.