Kitchen Spells (with Snacks)

Because sometimes the most magical thing you can do is feed yourself.

You don’t need a wand or a perfectly timed moon phase to work powerful magic—you just need a snack, some intention, and maybe a little salt.

Welcome to the world of low-effort, high-impact kitchen spells, perfect for the witch who wants to enchant their toast while yelling “I am abundance!” at the butter.

Why Kitchen Magic Works

Kitchen witchcraft is practical, powerful, and delicious. It turns:

• Meals into manifestations

• Tea into truth potions

• Salt into banishing powder

• Leftovers into tiny love spells for Future You™

It’s spellwork in motion. And it’s wildly accessible.
You already have the tools—you just need the vibe.

Spells You Can Eat

The Toast of Abundance™

• Toast something. Anything.

• Butter it. Add cinnamon or sugar if you’ve got it.

• Say: “Everything I need flows to me. I am rich in joy, love, and carbs.”

• Eat it like a damn queen.

Protection Pasta

• Cook with basil, garlic, or rosemary.

• Stir counter-clockwise to banish bad vibes.

• Speak protection over the pot:

  “No shade, no stress, no psychic mess.”

• Bonus: leftovers = protection lunch spells.

Glamour Coffee or Tea

• As you stir, focus on your glow-up.

• Infuse it with intention: confidence, charm, clarity.

• Whisper: “I sip, I shine, I serve face and fate.”

• Sip while making your enemies nervous (or your emails tolerable).

Tips for the Lazy, Tired, or Realistically Witchy

• Pre-made snacks count. Bless those chips.

• Microwave magic is valid. Stirring ramen = spell.

• A sprinkle of herbs and a muttered “no more bullshit” = fully operational spellwork.

Final Thoughts

You don’t have to do more.
You just have to do it intentionally.

A little salt. A little sass.
And boom—you’re casting kitchen witch realness like the snack goddess you are.

✨ Blessed be and pass the garlic bread, witch. ✨