Witchcraft When You’re Over It

Because even burned-out witches deserve powerful magic (and a nap).

You don’t have to be glowing under a full moon to be magical.
You don’t need to feel “high vibe” or energetically aligned.
You can be tired, cranky, uninspired, and still cast spells.

Sometimes, the most powerful thing a witch can do is show up anyway.
This post is for those days.

Signs You’re Deep in the “Over It” Vortex:

• You flinch at the sound of a group chat ping

• You haven’t touched your altar since the last retrograde

• You’re spiritually exhausted but still lighting candles out of spite

• You considered hexing Mercury itself

Sound familiar? Cool. You’re not alone.

Low-Energy Magic for the Emotionally Over It Witch

The “Close Enough” Candle Spell

• Grab whatever candle is nearby

• Light it. Whisper one word: “Release.”

• Blow it out. That’s it.

  Energy moved. You’re welcome.

Spoonie Glamour (That Works in Sweatpants)

• Look in the mirror and say: “I may be unraveling, but I still radiate power.”

• Bonus points for messy buns, hoodies, and eyeliner from two days ago

Salt Bowl for Spiritual Gunk

• Pour some salt in a bowl.

• Put it somewhere near you.

• Say: “Absorb what I can’t deal with.”

• Empty it down the drain tomorrow. Let it go.

The Bare Minimum Brew

• Brew some tea or pour a drink

• Stir it slowly, mumble something half-intentional like:

  “Please just help me survive the next 8 hours”

• Sip. Spell complete.

Final Thoughts

Witchcraft isn’t about perfection.
It’s about presence—even if that presence is tired, bitter, and wearing the same sweatpants for the third day in a row.

You’re still a witch.
You’re still sacred.
And even in your “over it” era… your magic works.

🖤 So go light that candle with spite and let the smoke do the heavy lifting.